This came from high school friend Jack Simcox. don’t know where he gets them from, but he keeps me laughing. This one is nice to women, not so nice to two other groups, but had me pleased with my age and laughing at the unexpected last few lines. A bit off color or offensive to some, so for mature audiences only. Hope you enjoy.
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa – half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe – well-developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain – very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece – gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain – with a glorious and all-conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel – has been through war, doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada – cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet – wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages…. An adventurous spirit with a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran – ruled by a couple of nuts.