WHAT IS THE STRANGEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU ON A BUS? Well when I was young and apparently considered hot by at least one preteen boy, I was stalked on  the bus.  He was persistent and if there was an empty seat next to me, would plop in and use my exiting as a chance for a free feel.  At first I didn’t believe what was happening, but it became clear he had a thing for me and liked an opportunity he could find to grab my butt.  I stopped riding that bus to work.  Now it is amusing and looking back I wish I had engaged him in a conversation, he obviously needed some help, but I was a bit young and uptight.